3 shows on a Monday
4 chords oughtta get us somewhere
5 girls with Tecates
12 each, but their daddies don’t care

Well it’s good work if you can get it and you don’t need the pay
That’s Kyle bangin on the keys and Billy slammin the bass
Justin’s out parkin the van and Kevin’s painting his face
This one is excellent exposure the promoters say say say

1 record deal could change your life
2 demos deep can’t get them right
3 amps, 4 boys, 500 guitars

Don’t take much to hack it
Tight curls and a leather jacket
White girls make a racket
For key bumps and a token faggot

Kyle’s chattin up the manager for 100 Gecs
Billy’s drownin in Le Labo, he invited his ex
Justin’s still self flagellating for the chord that he missed
And Kevin’s hidin in the corner from the girl that he kissed kissed kissed

1 record deal could change your life
2 demos deep can’t get them right
3 amps, 4 boys, 500 guitars

Well you know how good you have it
And yet all you do is complain
Regret is a bad habit
So just carry on and do the very same

1 record deal could change your life
2 demos deep can’t get them right
1 trust fund, 6 12-hour flights
9 XLRs, 4 custom mics
8 bags to make 1 dealer’s night
1 bitch said no but the proof got wiped
3 amps, 4 boys, 500 guitars

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