I’m done, I’ve just begun
And I want out, it’s still year one
Teach me how to tie my shoe
And how to do my taxes too
Sometimes the pill’s too big
To swallow, so I take a swig
Of something I took as a kid
Whenever I was kinda sick
And I always called my mom instead of
Reading what the bottle says
Even though I’m thirty-four and live alone
I trust her more
You won’t need to know most things
You thought you’d need to know
Most things you learn alone
And some adults, they never learn
They never learn
They never learn
They’ll never learn
Over, under, around and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loopty loops
I miss the Velcro on my shoes
Over, under, around and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loopty loops
Can’t help but feel as though I’m screwed