Hundred dollars (Uh-uh), folded in a square before you shake my hand (Uh)
Dinner table displayed leg of lamb (Uh)
Deep sea blue face like Megaman (Uh)
Damn, Bam, you lookin’ like a pitbull (Rrr)
Escape from the kennel on a sick one (Rrr)
Double Dragon, shotgun with the fist pump (Uh)
Don’t get it mixed up (Uh-uh)
Uh-uh (Uh-uh)
I let the saxophone speak (Speak)
Bandanas wrapped around Axl Rose’s knee (Knee)
I’m back supposedly (Uh)
Smash you with the PlayStation controller uncontrollably (Uh)
Doctor Baklava, you know it’s me (Me)
I’ll easily place a submission hold on your knee (Easy)
All alone in the M3 (Uh)
Need some time to think (Go ‘head, take your time, man)
I need some tits in my mouth
I don’t give a fuck if there’s kids in her house (Ah)
What do I do? (What?)
Come through, fuck, take a shit in the house (Ah)
Sit on the couch (Go ‘head)
Got up, left some shit on the couch (Uh-huh, uh)
You continue to live as a mouse (Little mouse)
I get the taste for blood (Rrr), liver in my mouth (Liver)
John Rambo led me through the rivers in the south (Uh)
Near Myanmar and Laos (Uh)
M16 with the vision bar (Uh)
Turn you to a Cinnabon (Ah), motherfucker (Ah)
VHS movies, I’m livin’ one (What?)
VHS movies, I’m livin’ one (Uh-huh)
Under siege (Fuck ’em)
Ah (Go ‘head, Casey Ryback, get ’em)
I chew charred flesh on metal sticks (Ah)
Kissed by the devil’s lips (Mwah)
The humble archer’s fingers never flinched (Uh-uh)
He just chills and settles in (Uh), let the metal spin (Ah)
Harsh winter make better men (Uh)
Long jacket, leather skin (Ah)
I’m in the jungle lookin’ for medicine (Where’s it at?)
Then the sky opened up, let ’em in (Uh-huh)
As karma will prove, you’ll never make it back from your Carnival Cruise (Never)
You’re at the bottom of the ocean with barnacle shoes (Uh, uh)
My body’s covered in arnica (Uh)
The shaman cut my arm and put venom on it (Uh)
Big clams, I put lemon on it (Uh)
Fuckhead, ahahahahaha
Other lyrics by Action Bronson:
CONDOR
Uh, it’s velvet What is it, velvet? Uh It is, uh I pull up on a ho, same confidence as Jon Bon Jov (Uh-huh) Take her to the Congo (Uh-huh) Over to Van Wyck, flew to …
IGUANA
Know I said “yes” Iguana Fuck that shit Iguana Fuck out of here Iguana Uh Train sambo (Uh), dance samba (Uh) They made Baklava in the lab like Blanka (Uh) …
LEBRON HENNESSY
You have now entered Planet Frog Take me to the bottom of the ocean, please Just leave me there, I’ll meet you there I have some business to attend to I’ll …
MANDEM
(feat. Meyhem Lauren) [Action Bronson:] Yeah, yeah It’s the motherfuckin’ doctor Doctor Bak, doctor Baklava You already know it’s me (Of course) Uh (Uh) …
MUTATIONS
Right now I’m just hangin’ in chrysalis (Uh) Ready to spawn into my final form (Uh) Drugs are stored inside my spinal cord (Right there) And I’ve been …