Uh, it’s velvet
What is it, velvet? Uh
It is, uh
I pull up on a ho, same confidence as Jon Bon Jov (Uh-huh)
Take her to the Congo (Uh-huh)
Over to Van Wyck, flew to Concorde (Right there)
Like Ecuador’s national bird, the condor (Uh)
Mustang Cobra (Uh), engine in the contour (Uh)
5.0, shit soundin’ like a monster (Ah)
I’m just a neighborhood guy (True)
With the Space Jam windbreaker (True)
I keep it natural since they fucked up my shape up (Shape, motherfucker), fuckin’ haters (Fuck)
I double-dutch inside the Range Rover, game over (Uh, uh)
Bitch, I was born to be a No Limit Soldier (Uh)
Move through the snow in Toyota Tacomas with massive shoulders (Uh)
Lately, the way I’ve been rappin’ be, it’s like I got the Maradona jersey on from Napoli (Uh)
The lonely eagle fly happily (Kurr)
.357 Magnum, packin’ heat (Uh)
The fuckin’ shit won’t even fit inside a Shaq sneaker (Uh, nope), fear the reaper (Uh)
New Sequoia tear the streets up (Uh-uh)
They’ll never find you in the pizza (Never)
Shit, I’ll feed you to the mangalica (Is that cool?)
Tires on the Trans-Am screechin’ (Uh)
Ask the Lord to please release me from these demons (Please, Lord)
Uh, you and your team’ll get a yoni steam (Yoni)
While I’m at the track watchin’ the ponies (Uh)
Three motherfuckers named Tony and only me (Only me)
Spilled chicken soup on a Mullin jersey (It’s fine)
I feed these motherfuckers like a mother birdie (It’s me)
My grandmother in the window screamin’, “Come home early” (Alright, fuck it)
Fuck it, tomorrow’s another journey (Fuck it, Bach)
There’s something fascinating about the sound of a frog
Here we show you a close up of a frog croaking
Other lyrics by Action Bronson:
CONDOR
Uh, it’s velvet What is it, velvet? Uh It is, uh I pull up on a ho, same confidence as Jon Bon Jov (Uh-huh) Take her to the Congo (Uh-huh) Over to Van Wyck, flew to …
IGUANA
Know I said “yes” Iguana Fuck that shit Iguana Fuck out of here Iguana Uh Train sambo (Uh), dance samba (Uh) They made Baklava in the lab like Blanka (Uh) …
LEBRON HENNESSY
You have now entered Planet Frog Take me to the bottom of the ocean, please Just leave me there, I’ll meet you there I have some business to attend to I’ll …
MANDEM
(feat. Meyhem Lauren) [Action Bronson:] Yeah, yeah It’s the motherfuckin’ doctor Doctor Bak, doctor Baklava You already know it’s me (Of course) Uh (Uh) …
MUTATIONS
Right now I’m just hangin’ in chrysalis (Uh) Ready to spawn into my final form (Uh) Drugs are stored inside my spinal cord (Right there) And I’ve been …