I might fall out the Wrangler (Uh)
But I’ll never fall in love with a stranger (Never, bitch)
Moonlight struck my face through the roof (Uh)
The boy makin’ night moves, lookin’ like a white moose (Uh-huh)
And I’ve been at it since high noon (Woo)
From the era of Earthquake and Typhoon (Uh-huh)
My favorite food lahmacun (Yeah)
Ride four wheelers on the moon (On the moon)
Wheelie dirt bikes through the vineyard (Uh)
Stare in the mirror, it’s a beautiful image (Uh)
I sip and spit the vintage, don’t lift a finger (Uh-uh)
Uh, tires smokin’ in the Stingray (Uh-huh)
Could barely hear Mingus playin’ (Uh)
Jumped high enough to dunk, but I hit ’em with the finger layup (Woo), the jelly (Ooh)
Baklava written on the Pelle (Uh)
If anything, just hit me on the celly

If anything, just hit me on the celly
If anything, just hit me on the celly

Other lyrics by Action Bronson:

CONDOR

Uh, it’s velvet What is it, velvet? Uh It is, uh I pull up on a ho, same confidence as Jon Bon Jov (Uh-huh) Take her to the Congo (Uh-huh) Over to Van Wyck, flew to …

IGUANA

Know I said “yes” Iguana Fuck that shit Iguana Fuck out of here Iguana Uh Train sambo (Uh), dance samba (Uh) They made Baklava in the lab like Blanka (Uh) …

LEBRON HENNESSY

You have now entered Planet Frog Take me to the bottom of the ocean, please Just leave me there, I’ll meet you there I have some business to attend to I’ll …

MANDEM

(feat. Meyhem Lauren) [Action Bronson:] Yeah, yeah It’s the motherfuckin’ doctor Doctor Bak, doctor Baklava You already know it’s me (Of course) Uh (Uh) …

MUTATIONS

Right now I’m just hangin’ in chrysalis (Uh) Ready to spawn into my final form (Uh) Drugs are stored inside my spinal cord (Right there) And I’ve been …