Got TVs on the wall playin’ baseball and football
No one wants to turn ’em off
The bar’s all stacked, ain’t nothin’ it lacks
For makin’ a memory get lost
A lot of people around
Makin’ happy sounds
So you never have to be alone
‘Til they close it down
And you’re the last one out
With no reason for goin’ home
Welcome to Splitsville
Home of the lonely members of the heartbroke club
Yeah, this is Splitsville
The place where people go when they fall out of love
Mm, when you’ve tried every turn and every turn’s led straight downhill
Welcome to Splitsville
I remember the night we had that big old fight
Said you were done this time for sure
You were so mad
Over something I’d said
You stormed out and slammed that door
I thought I’d let you leave
Let you blow off some steam
Then we’d fix it all somehow
Now, we’re so far gone past that fork in the road
Looks like there ain’t no fixin’ it now
Welcome to Splitsville
Home of the lonely members of the heartbroke club
Yeah, this is Splitsville
The place where people go when they fall out of love
Mm, when you’ve tried every turn and every turn’s led straight downhill
Welcome to Splitsville
Aw, you’ll find someone and I’ll find someone
And we’ll talk about tryin’ to stay friends
But you won’t wanna see me anywhere with her
And I damn sure won’t wanna see you with him
Welcome to Splitsville
Home of the lonely members of the heartbroke club
Yeah, this is Splitsville
The place where people go when they fall out of love
Mm, when you’ve tried every turn and every turn’s lead straight downhill
Welcome to Splitsville
Aw, welcome to Splitsville