I ordered a Blue Moon
‘Cause I’m intimated by IPAs
I just wanna look cool in front of my date
On my glass, an orange slice
I picked it up, and I squeezed it twice
But when I dropped it in she said
“You’re actually not supposed to put it in the glass
The peel gets dirty just from one too many hands”
I said, “I’ve never really thought about it”
She said, “How could you not know that?”
Well if you’re asking, I don’t know
All the shit I need is on my phone
Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone
We all live in this blissful great unknown
So who are you asking? I don’t know
I thought it would end there
But our waiter must’ve noticed when he checked my age
Damn it, here comes half the room all singing my name
I closed my eyes and cleared the flames
Said I wished for a second date
And then she looked at me and said
“You’re actually not supposed to tell me what it is
Blowing out candles covers half the cake in spit”
I said, “We all do things on accident”
She said, “Don’t you mean by accident?”
Oh
Well if you’re asking, I don’t know
All the shit I need is on my phone
Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone
We all live in this blissful great unknown
So who are you asking? I don’t know
Who are you asking? I don’t know
All the shit I need is on my phone
Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone
We all live in this blissful great unknown
So who are you asking? I don’t know
You’re not alone
You’re not alone
You’re not alone
You’re not alone