I’m terribly sorry
It appears that I’ve ruined your party
I couldn’t make nice for an hour
Now I’m making another apology
Everyone in this restaurant hates me
I got drunk and cried like a baby
I’m always thinking that time’s gonna change me
And maybe that’s why
I hate going home, I feel like myself again
I can’t even smoke
I miss my boyfriend
If I’m a star, they’re still disappointed
I don’t have a baby or a diamond to show them
Oh, by now I should know
It’s always something
I’m never the queen of homecoming
I’m never the queen of homecoming
I’m terribly sorry
For the one homesick bone in my body
For the small part of me that somehow believes
That somewhere in Texas is something I need
Everyone in this restaurant hates me
I got drunk, forgot to be lady
Like that kind of thing could’ve saved me
And maybe that’s why
I hate going home, I feel like myself again
I can’t even smoke
I miss my boyfriend
If I’m a star, they’re still disappointed
I don’t have a baby or a diamond to show them
Oh, by now I should know
It’s always something
I’m never the queen of homecoming
I’m never the queen of homecoming