I met her on the internet, we haven’t met in person yet,
and thats how I’d like it to stay
Cause I’ve been down this road before, they always wind up wanting more,
They take one look and run away
Cause I’m a creature of the night
How could she ever love me right? When I am only half a man
She’s coming over here tonight
To tell the truth I’m terrified there’s nowhere left to hide that fact
That I’m a half Horse, half man
How could she ever understand,
That I’m a half horse, half man
I’m a half horse, half man, thats what I am.
And so I told my love the truth, and she was actually pretty cool,
With finding out that I’m a horse
She introduced me to her friends, and took me to her room and then,
We made love cowgirl of course. mm-hmm-hmm
But someones coming up the stairs
She said her parents weren’t there (I’m finding out that was a lie)
She told me babe you gotta to hide
I told her where I’m half a horse, her dad opens the door and says
Is that a half Horse, half man?
Laying naked in my daughter’s bed
That is a half horse, half man awww…
Someone try to help me understand ohh-ohhh
My moms my mom, my dads a horse, The two of them had intercourse
I’m traumatized by their divorce
That is how I’m horse, half man
I am one half horse, half man
Thats what I am
Thats what I am
I’m half a man
I’m half a.. maa…aaa…..aaaaannn
That I’m half a horse, god damn
She loves me just the way I am
She loves that I’m half horse, half man
We don’t give a damn who understands
Lets run away into the night and leave our families behind
We’ll start our own family in time
A family of half horse, half man
or maybe even horse women, half horse children
Find your other half My son