She laughs at your jokes
She don’t tell you no
You walk in half past 3
She’s just glad you got home
She don’t put on no make-up
And don’t bleach her hair
And she wouldn’t be caught dead in
The clothes that I wear
She don’t get mad
She don’t get mean
She lets you be right when you’re wrong as can be
I know why you like her
She’s sweet and she’s simple
She’s like me without the bells and the whistles
Her heart ain’t on the highway
She’s steady, she’s sure
She don’t ask many questions
She thinks less is more
She don’t come with the spotlight
She’ll wait around all day long
And you don’t have to worry
You’ll wind up in a song
She don’t get mad
She don’t get mean
She lets you be right when you’re wrong as can be
I know why you like her
She’s sweet and she’s simple
She’s like me without the bells and the whistles
She smart and sentimental
Quiet, calm, and gentle
I’m a lot of things
But damn, I ain’t simple
She don’t get mad
She don’t get mean
She lets you be right when you’re wrong as can be
I know why you like her
She’s sweet and she’s simple
She’s like me without the bells and the whistles
I’m not me without the bells and the whistles